This, dear readers, is the beginning of a zombie outbreak that will spread across the campus very quickly, meaning that the government is going to have to kick things into high gear and send in some highly trained A.M.S. As it turns out, his experiments are working just fine and as he happens to turn his back on the naked corpse he injected with his re-agent (oops, I mean, serum), he finds that out the hard way when she chomps down on his neck.

He's a little irked that his experiments haven't re-animated the dead like he's hopedвЂ¦ or so he thinks. Whereas Uwe's film was so bad it was almost good (at least we could laugh at it), this straight to video sequel is just flat out bad, and unfortunately, it's flat out dull.ДЄfter some frat boys crash a girl's dormitory, we see Professor Curien (Sid Haig of The Devil's Rejects) working late in the lab one night. This time around, Boll was nowhere to be seen (he was off in Europe directing Bloodrayne, a film that may be remembered as his masterpiece years from nowвЂ¦) but unfortunately that doesn't prove to work in the film's favor.

It was a terrible film, and was pretty much panned universally, but it actually turned a profit and because of that we're now forced to deal with the inevitable sequel - House Of The Dead II вЂ“ Dead Aim. In 2003, Uwe Boll, the notorious and undisputed king of bad video game to film adaptations, gave us House Of The Dead.

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